Prairie Home Invasion
Biafra Jello lyrics
Biafra Jello lyrics
"Mascot Mania Lyrics"
The Coast Is Clear Lyrics
You say the weather in Atlanta Is foggy and gray Your work gets harder everyday And your new boyfriend is holdin' on too tight I got a gig at the beach A room with a view The only thing missin' here is you Some fresh ocean breeze might ease your mind We could walk barefoot through the warm wet sand Take a second look at what we had I been thinkin' a lot since I been here P
You say the weather in Atlanta Is foggy and gray Your work gets harder everyday And your new boyfriend is holdin' on too tight I got a gig at the beach A room with a view The only thing missin' here is you Some fresh ocean breeze might ease your mind We could walk barefoot through the warm wet sand Take a second look at what we had I been thinkin' a lot since I been here P
Jello Biafra/Mojo Nixon)
When I was young
Saw football games
At the great big stadium
Could tell the fans
>From out of town
By the clown suits they had on
20,000 red cowboy hats
Means Cornhuskers to you
Mickey Mouse beans
With tiger ears
Shows you cheer ol' Mizzou
Let's not forget the Razorbacks
>From the U. of Arkansas
With plastic pig snouts
On their heads
Soon eeeing, "How 'bout them Hawgs?"
CHORUS
That's
Mascot Mania
Mascot Mania
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Mascot Mania
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I work all week
At a job I hate
Where everything goes wrong
Weekend's what I live for
To your church I belong
I cross the street in San Francisco
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Extra Thump Lyrics
f/ Tash * send corrections to the typist [Tash talkin] what up Fred you know ooh woop ooh woop oh boy, oh boy oh girl [Defari] Wassup Fred I need a 4X to the head or that new t-shirt sayin "wassup Fred" can I live
en a chump comes out of a barf/ Tash * send corrections to the typist [Tash talkin] what up Fred you know ooh woop ooh woop oh boy, oh boy oh girl [Defari] Wassup Fred I need a 4X to the head or that new t-shirt sayin "wassup Fred" can I live
Yellin', "Forty-Fuckin' Niiners, man"
With his gold and red jacket on
In Cleveland throwing dog biscuits
Shows how much ya love them Browns
While Bronco fans just hang their heads
When the Super Bowl comes around
Raider jacket dollars
Got the White Sox wearin' black
Statues of Joe Paterno
Sold in gift shops at Penn State
That's Mascot Mania
Don't make fun of religious rituals
In any place
Lord help you if you laugh
While they do this with a straight face
Outside of the United States
It gets even more bizarre
In Tokyo they got a baseball team
They call the Carp
The Salmonnbellies are the pride
of New Westminster, B.C.
C'mon, Greg Wrckman, what's a Hoosier?
And why do they throw
Saturday Night Lyrics
10.15 Saturday night And the tap drips Under the strip light And I'm sitting In the kitchen sink And the tap drips Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip Waiting For the telephone to ring And I'm wondering Where she's been And I'm crying For yesterday And the tap drips Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip It's always the
chairs?10.15 Saturday night And the tap drips Under the strip light And I'm sitting In the kitchen sink And the tap drips Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip Waiting For the telephone to ring And I'm wondering Where she's been And I'm crying For yesterday And the tap drips Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip It's always the
When Sudbury, Ontario's
Hockey team scores a goal
They drag a stuffed wolf
Cross the ice
A fan shot at it once, ya know
That's Mascot Mania
Blue Streak
Horned Frogs
Long Horns
Trojans
Someone better tell Tipper Gore
'Bout the names of these here teams
Tar Heels
Garnecocks
Blue Devils
Crimson Tide
Real Indians
Sick of Redskins
And Tomahawk chops
It seems to me
That to stay mean
These names should change with time
The NEw York Muggers
Detroit Murders
And Chicago Mob
Boston Bigots
Texas Swindlers
And the L.A. Cops
Miami Drugs
New Jersey Dumps
Take on the Denver Smog
Seattle Fads
New Orleans Ho
Following Me Around Lyrics
She always follows me from town to town at least her mem'ries follow me around Whenever I clear my mind so she can see I feel her love come rushing into me I know that I will never be the law looks as though her memory's bound to haunt And I know my love will always stay in bounds With her memory always follow me around Follow me around follow me around follow me around foll
odsShe always follows me from town to town at least her mem'ries follow me around Whenever I clear my mind so she can see I feel her love come rushing into me I know that I will never be the law looks as though her memory's bound to haunt And I know my love will always stay in bounds With her memory always follow me around Follow me around follow me around follow me around foll
Milwaukee Cannibals
San Diego Jarheads
ANd the Arizona Drought
That's Mascot Mania
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Go Carp, go!
Salmonbellies rule!
Hit 'em harder cops!
But a hockey team called the Mighty Ducks?
Aw, man.
Heads explode when Dallas Oswalds
Meet Washington Bribes
Home team bands play "Cop Killer"
When L.A. comes to town
Pittsburgh Polluters
Houston Drive-Bys
Don't stir near the fear
When the Florida Abortion Bombers
Meets the San Francisco Queers
That's Mascot Mania
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Anywhere ya go
The game's the same old thing
Bet your money on the Bribes
They always win
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